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Jack the Dullard

Author: Andersen Hans Christian | Genre: Tale | Year: | Catalogue: Global database Все варианты сказки на сайте

Far in the interior of the country lay an old baronial hall, and in it lived an
old proprietor, who had two sons, which two young men thought themselves too clever
by half. They wanted to go out and woo the King’s daughter; for the maiden in
question had publicly announced that she would choose for her husband that youth
who could arrange his words best.

So these two geniuses prepared themselves a full week for the wooing—this was
the longest time that could be granted them; but it was enough, for they had
had much preparatory information, and everybody knows how useful that is. One
of them knew the whole Latin dictionary by heart, and three whole years of the
daily paper of the little town into the bargain, and so well, indeed, that he
could repeat it all either backwards or forwards, just as he chose. The other
was deeply read in the corporation laws, and knew by heart what every corporation
ought to know; and accordingly he thought he could talk of affairs of state,
and put his spoke in the wheel in the council. And he knew one thing more: he
could embroider suspenders with roses and other flowers, and with arabesques,
for he was a tasty, light-fingered fellow.

“I shall win the Princess!” So cried both of them. Therefore their old papa
gave to each of them a handsome horse. The youth who knew the dictionary and
newspaper by heart had a black horse, and he who knew all about the corporation
laws received a milk-white steed. Then they rubbed the corners of their mouths
with fish-oil, so that they might become very smooth and glib. All the servants
stood below in the courtyard, and looked on while they mounted their horses;
and just by chance the third son came up. For the proprietor had really three
sons, though nobody counted the third with his brothers, because he was not
so learned as they, and indeed he was generally known as “Jack the Dullard.”

“Hallo!” said Jack the Dullard, “where are you going? I declare you have put
on your Sunday clothes!”

“We’re going to the King’s court, as suitors to the King’s daughter. Don’t
you know the announcement that has been made all through the country?” And they
told him all about it.

“My word! I’ll be in it too!” cried Jack the Dullard; and his two brothers
burst out laughing at him, and rode away.


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  • “Father, dear,” said Jack, “I must have a horse too. I do feel so desperately
    inclined to marry! If she accepts me, she accepts me; and if she won’t have
    me, I’ll have her; but she shall be mine!”

    “Don’t talk nonsense,” replied the old gentleman. “You shall have no horse
    from me. You don’t know how to speak—you can’t arrange your words. Your brothers
    are very different fellows from you.”

    “Well,” quoth Jack the Dullard, “If I can’t have a horse, I’ll take the Billy-goat,
    who belongs to me, and he can carry me very well!”

    And so said, so done. He mounted the Billy-goat, pressed his heels into its
    sides, and galloped down the high street like a hurricane.

    “Hei, houp! that was a ride! Here I come!” shouted Jack the Dullard, and he
    sang till his voice echoed far and wide.

    But his brothers rode slowly on in advance of him. They spoke not a word, for
    they were thinking about the fine extempore speeches they would have to bring
    out, and these had to be cleverly prepared beforehand.

    “Hallo!” shouted Jack the Dullard. “Here am I! Look what I have found on the
    high road.” And he showed them what it was, and it was a dead crow.

    “Dullard!” exclaimed the brothers, “what are you going to do with that?”

    “With the crow? why, I am going to give it to the Princess.”

    “Yes, do so,” said they; and they laughed, and rode on.

    “Hallo, here I am again! just see what I have found now: you don’t find that
    on the high road every day!”

    And the brothers turned round to see what he could have found now.

    “Dullard!” they cried, “that is only an old wooden shoe, and the upper part
    is missing into the bargain; are you going to give that also to the Princess?”

    “Most certainly I shall,” replied Jack the Dullard; and again the brothers
    laughed and rode on, and thus they got far in advance of him; but—

    “Hallo—hop rara!” and there was Jack the Dullard again. “It is getting better
    and better,” he cried. “Hurrah! it is quite famous.”

    “Why, what have you found this time?” inquired the brothers.

    “Oh,” said Jack the Dullard, “I can hardly tell you. How glad the Princess
    will be!”

    “Bah!” said the brothers; “that is nothing but clay out of the ditch.”

    “Yes, certainly it is,” said Jack the Dullard; “and clay of the finest sort.
    See, it is so wet, it runs through one’s fingers.” And he filled his pocket
    with the clay.

    But his brothers galloped on till the sparks flew, and consequently they arrived
    a full hour earlier at the town gate than could Jack. Now at the gate each suitor
    was provided with a number, and all were placed in rows immediately on their
    arrival, six in each row, and so closely packed together that they could not
    move their arms; and that was a prudent arrangement, for they would certainly
    have come to blows, had they been able, merely because one of them stood before
    the other.

    All the inhabitants of the country round about stood in great crowds around
    the castle, almost under the very windows, to see the Princess receive the suitors;
    and as each stepped into the hall, his power of speech seemed to desert him,
    like the light of a candle that is blown out. Then the Princess would say, “He
    is of no use! Away with him out of the hall!”

    At last the turn came for that brother who knew the dictionary by heart; but
    he did not know it now; he had absolutely forgotten it altogether; and the boards
    seemed to re-echo with his footsteps, and the ceiling of the hall was made of
    looking-glass, so that he saw himself standing on his head; and at the window
    stood three clerks and a head clerk, and every one of them was writing down
    every single word that was uttered, so that it might be printed in the newspapers,
    and sold for a penny at the street corners. It was a terrible ordeal, and they
    had, moreover, made such a fire in the stove, that the room seemed quite red
    hot.

    “It is dreadfully hot here!” observed the first brother.

    “Yes,” replied the Princess, “my father is going to roast young pullets today.”

    “Baa!” there he stood like a baa-lamb. He had not been prepared for a speech
    of this kind, and had not a word to say, though he intended to say something
    witty. “Baa!”

    “He is of no use!” said the Princess. “Away with him!”

    And he was obliged to go accordingly. And now the second brother came in.

    “It is terribly warm here!” he observed.

    “Yes, we’re roasting pullets to-day,” replied the Princess.

    “What—what were you—were you pleased to ob—” stammered he—and all the clerks
    wrote down, “pleased to ob—”

    “He is of no use!” said the Princess. “Away with him!”

    Now came the turn of Jack the Dullard. He rode into the hall on his goat.

    “Well, it’s most abominably hot here.”

    “Yes, because I’m roasting young pullets,” replied the Princess.

    “Ah, that’s lucky!” exclaimed Jack the Dullard, “for I suppose you’ll let me
    roast my crow at the same time?”

    “With the greatest pleasure,” said the Princess. “But have you anything you
    can roast it in? for I have neither pot nor pan.”

    “Certainly I have!” said Jack. “Here’s a cooking utensil with a tin handle.”

    And he brought out the old wooden shoe, and put the crow into it.

    “Well, that is a famous dish!” said the Princess. “But what shall we do for
    sauce?”

    “Oh, I have that in my pocket,” said Jack; “I have so much of it that I can
    afford to throw some away;” and he poured some of the clay out of his pocket.

    “I like that!” said the Princess. “You can give an answer, and you have something
    to say for yourself, and so you shall be my husband. But are you aware that
    every word we speak is being taken down, and will be published in the paper
    to-morrow? Look yonder, and you will see in every window three clerks and a
    head clerk; and the old head clerk is the worst of all, for he can’t understand
    anything.”

    But she only said this to frighten Jack the Dullard; and the clerks gave a
    great crow of delight, and each one spurted a blot out of his pen on to the
    floor.

    “Oh, those are the gentlemen, are they?” said Jack; “then I will give the best
    I have to the head clerk.” And he turned out his pockets, and flung the wet
    clay full in the head clerk’s face.

    “That was very cleverly done,” observed the Princess. “I could not have done
    that; but I shall learn in time.”

    And accordingly Jack the Dullard was made a king, and received a crown and
    a wife, and sat upon a throne. And this report we have wet from the press of
    the head clerk and the corporation of printers— but they are not to be depended
    upon in the least.